Sorry if this is a bit of an Epic entry, but we did rather a lot in London!
We had decided that for our first day we would take the dogs on a short train journey to Greenwich a

nd have a look round there, then we would have an idea of what the transport was like for dogs. Linda had rang a local vet the day before who said there were no kennels locally so it looks like we will have to take them round with us. The dogs were fine on the train, and weren’t bothered by it at all. Once we came out of Greenwich station we could immediately tell that we were in a more affluent area of London to Abbey Wood, clean and tidy with nice looking bars and restaurants and some expensive looking buildings. We followed some finger posts to Greenwich Park, a lovely royal park set on a hill with the observatory at its heart. It was very busy with coach loads of tourists so we walked up one of the quieter paths where we saw a cross country skier making his way around the park on wheeled skis! We walked around the back of the observatory and towards the front where there is a great viewpoint over London, as it was a mostly sunny day we could see the London Eye, the Gherkin, Canary Wharf and the Millennium Dome (amongst others) quite clearly. The observatory was free to get in so decided to go for a mooch around one at a time while the other walked the dogs in the park. They had a display on solar activity which had a lot of interesting facts and photos about what we know about the sun (so far). Linda had a go on one of the interactive gubbins in the solar exhibition and will now be emailed a link to the solar scientists website and will be helping the scientists to identify solar storms in the near future! The other area of the museum was about the Meriden and how Greenwich became the centre point for global time, there were lots of early clocks on display, as well as modern ones. There was an feature that explained that because of so many shipping disasters a method of measuring longitude was invented to aid navigation, and this is what we still use today. There was also a walk around the observatory through the old kitchen, sitting room and bedroom and right up into the giant telescope room at the top. After this we headed down through the park towards the maritime museum and college, with lots of foreign tourists taking photos of Prince, The Maritime museum was also free to get in so Phil sat outside while Linda went in first to look at the displays of new and old boats. While she was in there a chap came over to ask what breed Prince was, it turned out he lived in London and worked as a tour guide in Greenwich, when Linda came back he told us that the area used to be a hospital for the navy and a brewery was built, this has recently been reinstated and we should visit the bar, but not before he whisked us off to show us where the painted hall was, which we must see! (This was before Phil got chance to go in the museum!) After he pointed out the hall and left us to it we went inside for a look. What a great recommendation, the room was amazing with every wall and its huge ceiling painted with a massive mural, it was finished around 1800 and took Sir James Thornhill 19 years to complete, very impressive and well worth a visit. Prince got some love outside from a New Zealander who was missing her dogs and we continued to the brewery. Phil went in for a pint and a half of Porter which came to £10.40!

We knew London was expensive but didn’t know it was going to be that bad! But Linda then discovered that Porter was by far the most expensive of their vast ale selection and anything else would have been much more normally priced. We then headed round to the Cutty Sark which was unfortunately still wrapped up due to fire, so we went for a walk along the Green

wich foot tunnel. This is a fantastic, ornate tunnel built in 1902 which takes pedestrians and cyclists under the Thames to the Isle of Dogs, where the business district of Canary Wharf is and the troubled Tower Hamlets estate. The tunnel was very busy with commuting cyclists rushing to get away from their daily grind in the city. When we surfaced on the other side we walked across an area of parkland next to Tower Hamlets where we discovered Mudchute City Farm. We had seen this on TV a few months ago and it was very strange to see it for real, you could walk freely around the farm and touch the horses, cattle, sheep, pigs and even camelids! And right next to it all were the skyscrapers of Canary Wharf, surreal.
Back through the tunnel we decided it was time to call it a day, so back to the train where the dogs fell asleep.
On the Saturday we were off into central London on the train, so we got up early(ish) made butties and off we went.
Walked down to the train station and bought a travelcard which allows travel anywhere within central London. Dogs were fine on the train and we arrived at Tower Bridge station with no hiccups. Then we were on foot and off over Tower Bridge via HMS Belfast which is moored by the bridge, once we had walked over the bridge we stopped on a bench outside the Tower of London and had our lunch with a great view down the river. After that we had a walk round the front of the tower which was heaving with tourists and then on down the Thames Path towards L

ondon Bridge. We eventually reached Millennium Bridge and could see St Paul’s Cathedral, so we went up for a closer look where we met 2 mounted police. One of the horses was called Ken and the other was Sally, so Prince said hello to both of them and we were back on our way over the Millennium Bridge. From there we had a great view of Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre and the Tate Modern which we walked past the front of and stopped for a pint at the Young’s pub. We then carried on along the Thames path ( by now we were getting used to all the attention Prince and Smudge were drawing with people taking photos and patting - some asking, some not, one Spanish/mexican couple asked for photos with Prince and then asked to buy him!!) until we got to the OXO tower where there was a small beach with lots of kids on it, so we took the dogs down (mainly because Prince pulled us down there!), the Thames is very mucky though so we didn’t spend long there. On past the National Theatre and the South Bank Centre where we briefly stopped to watch some amusing teenagers falling off their skateboards and BMX’s on the skatepark, before heading over the Hungerford Bridge towards Charing Cross Station. Once there we walked along the Embankment with a g

reat view of the London Eye before crossing the road to get a glimpse of a very crowded (and sealed off) 10 Downing Street. We then walked down the road between the Treasury and the Cabinet War Rooms and into St James’ Park where we saw some of the pelicans they have on the lake. We decided that before going through the park we wanted to see Big Ben, so we went back down Parliament Square where we got a great view of the clock tower and the Houses of Parliament as well as Westminster Abbey, then it was back through St James’ Park to Horse Guards. We were lucky to g

et there when we did as we sat under cover on some steps as a torrential shower arrived, we stayed a while and watched the tourists having a field day laughing and teasing the poor guard who was trying to do his marching up and down. After the rain stopped we continued through St James’ Park to Buckingham Palace, which again was heaving with tourists, so we did a few photos and carried on through Green Park where we decided to call it a day and get the tube ready for home. Once we got in the station we found that access to the line was via escalator and following Phil’s call to the helpline the previous day we were told no dogs allowed on them unless they were carried, so we asked a member of staff who promptly got one of his colleagues to take us into a temporarily disused station (where the escalators were switched off, so we were fine and walked down) and then out to the final escalator which he had switched off for us! Now that’s customer service! The tube was no problem for the dogs apart from a bit of overcrowding when a group of Germans squeezed on when there was no room (and nearly got their heads cut off in the doors!) and we were at Tower Bridge station before we knew it. We quickly jumped on a crowded train which soon emptied as it went through stops, and a couple of young drunk lads made friends with Prince and Smudge, we overheard them saying they had been in a bar when their mate chucked a drink over someone and they all had to scarper!
On Sunday we were up and out by 10, wanting to go and see some more of the Royal Parks. We went to London Bridge station and then headed down the stairs to the underground station where we took a relatively quiet tube to Westminster. Once we popped out we got our bearings

and headed through Green Park again, past Buckingham Palace where we noticed that The Mall and Constitution Hill had no traffic. We thought there must be an event going on which we assumed was confirmed by the number of cyclists we were seeing, this was proved to be wrong later in the day when we found out they are closed every Sunday! At the top of Constitution Hill we walked under the Wellington monument, which we spotted was run by English Heritage, and not ones to turn down free entry we flashed our cards and went in (one at a time, of course). There is an exhibition which shows how the monument, a huge arch, was built as a second entrance to Hyde Park to replace the old turnpike wooden gate, and it was previously in line with the existing entrance to Hyde Park. However, once the road system started to get busie

r the arch proved to be in the way of the traffic, and the only acceptable solution was to move the arch. It was moved about a hundred feet away and turned so that it now faces Constitution Hill. As part of the visit you get to go out on the top of the arch where there is a great view of the park and the back of Buckingham Palace. We then headed into Hyde Park where we walked along Rotten Row, the horse ride, and then continued along the edge of The Serpentine until we came to the Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain. This is a beautiful elliptical floor level fountain with water continuously rushing round over varying degrees of smooth and rough surfaces. We then continued our stroll into Kensington gardens, up to the physical energy statue and then to the Albert Memorial, a spectacular, golden monument which has recently had a £11.2m refurbishment and was sparkling. We also had a good view of the Royal Albert hall on the opposite side of the road. We then continued through Kensington Gardens to Kensington Palace where Linda popped into the garden to take some photos before we carried on up to Bayswater Road. We walked along the pavement where we could admire some of the artwork of the many vendors that display their works there. One set in particular stood out as there were some very striking scenes of a lighthouse which looked like the one we had seen at Dungeness, we asked the artist who was stood nearby and he confirmed that it was, and said that he had a half share in a holiday cottage in Rye, he wanted his work to capture the eerie mood of the place and we certainly thought he had done it well. We re-entered Hyde Park at the Italian Gardens and walked from there to Marble Arch, after giving the dogs a drink we decided to walk along Oxford Street for a bit before taking a few side streets to end up at Piccadilly Circus. We decided to take the tube from here back to London Bridge, but when we got down there was nothing but escalators, so we asked a less than helpful member of staff who said “no, there’s no stairs” and that the nearest accessible station was Covent garden, we then asked a much more helpful information assistant who told us we could get a train direct from Charing Cross, so off we headed. We went via Trafalgar Square and stopped for some photos amongst the throngs of other tourists, and before we knew it we were at the station. We jumped on the first train we spotted which was headed to London Bridge, until we heard an announcement that this train is cancelled, we got off and jumped on the train opposite (also going to London Bridge) before we heard another announcement that the train on platform 2 was going to Abbey Wood! A quick run round and we had claimed a seat on that train and settled the dogs down, they got lots of love on the way with a lady telling us how well behaved they were and a chap next to Linda who said he also had a German Shepherd
The weather had given heavy rain for Monday but it seemed to have cleared by lunch so we headed down to the station and got on the train to Charing Cross. From there we walked down to Covent Garden and had an amble through the busy market hall and out to where the street performers were earning their crust, we then walked down to Leicester Square where there was a lot of work going on setting up some stage and scenery area for the premier of Clash of the Titans at the Odeon. We continued to amble into Chinatown where some German chap shook his brolly at Princey so he growled at him, only to get run into by a lady with a pram because he was looking at the German and not where he was going…. Prince didn’t like Chinatown. As we were leaving we spotted a shop with some brightly coloured little cakes in the window, so Linda went and got us a couple and we pottered on into Soho. We had a bit of a laugh at some of the goods available in the sex shops, masks, Viagra, stimulants, poppers, books on big willies - yo

u name it, it was there. We carried on until we found a little square where we sat on a bench and ate our wonderful cakes and enjoyed the relative peace that the square offered, then we continued our walk to Tottenham Court Road tube station. Once we got to the underground station we followed the signs for the stairs which led us to a wonderful spiral staircase which must have been part of the original underground system but was now somewhat forgotten due to the escalators and lifts available instead. The stairs were metal and the wall was lined with tiles all the way, it was great to have them to ourselves and we commented how peaceful it was amidst all the chaos. We got off the tube at Bank station where we asked a member of staff if there was stairs or a lift, she got on her radio and said someone would be at the lift waiting for us, so we followed her instructions and spotted the guy in the crowds, he took us to a set of public lifts and up we went. When we popped out onto the street the place was buzzing with commuters who had just finished in the finance district for the day, grey and black suits accompanied by grey and black faces was the order of the day, all rushing to get to the nearest train or tube. We continued walking in the rain (it had started while we were underground) to London Bridge station.
Again, we had a lazy morning on Tuesday, mainly because the rain was lashing down on the van roof, when we did get up the rain had stopped and the sun was trying to break through. We decided that on our last day we’d like to see the Thames Barrier, so after we’d had lunch we headed down to the station where we bought a return to Woolwich Dockyard. The barrier was a 2

mile walk along a main road and on the way it started raining, we walked through a little park area and up some steps and there was the barrier in front of us. It was built in 1982 following the North Sea floods of 1953, the gaps between the navigation spans are designed to be as wide as the opening at Tower Bridge so that boats can still navigate the river. Tidal floods in the area are caused by a combination of seasonal high tides and surge tides in the English Channel which cause a sudden rush of water up the Thames, when this happens the barriers can be raised from the river bed and prevent the tidal waters rushing up into London. We headed to the information centre, but they wanted £3.50 per head and dogs were not allowed in the building, so as it was raining heavier we decided to give it a miss and headed back through a bit of a rough estate with high rise blocks. Back at the van we had a brew and settled in for the night listening to the rain on the roof. Phil couldn’t help himself watching 2 episodes of The Wire, so Linda was fast asleep by the time he got to bed!
Move day today! We are both glad to be leaving London, despite having a nice time, we’re not city types! So once the jobs were done and the awning was down we were off. It was very easy getting out of London, with the only delay being the tolls at the Dartford Tunnel, after about an hour and a half of driving we arrived at Polstead Camping and Caravan Club site. A lovely site with a brand new amenities block in a lovely area, so we’re looking forward to spending a few nights here.